Which of These Witches Would You Be?
Snow Witch - Emotional Focus of Perseverance
Kitchen Witch - Emotional Focus of Comfort
Sea Witch - Emotional Focus of Awe
Glitch Witch - Emotional Focus of Hope
Dream Witch - Emotional Focus of Confusion
Mountain Witch - Emotional Focus of Pride
Swamp Witch - Emotional Focus of Disgust
Ink Witch - Emotional Focus of Curiosity
Autumn Witch - Emotional Focus of Grief
my fault for opening notes but this is so fucking funny??
terves: i want to abolish gender the only difference is biological!
also terves: eww fishing is a boy hobby for men who hate women
The ONLY ending I don’t want for Good Omens is Aziraphale and Crowley becoming human. I’ve seen the whole “Immortals become human” thing done before, and it always feels unsatisfying to me. After everything they’ve been through, they deserve more than a small handful of years of peace and happiness. Crowley deserves to be able to see his nebula grow to full maturity.
“Aren’t you concerned China is spying on Americans???” no?
Why do they need to closely track some nobody in a small American town who likes to upload videos with their face and name? You should be more worried that your own government might use that information to track you, and they definitely are.
The American government has much more motive to spy on its citizens than China has to spy on random Americans. If China is spying on Americans, they’re focusing on politicians and people who work in major infrastructure not some loser with a nothing job who has no state secrets to share, sorry!
the age worship culture in our society is evident in boypussy being valued while manhole is the name of an entrance into a sewer
minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn’t have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn’t he handsome
The vulture capitalist hedge fund that bought and subsequently destroyed Toys R Us now owns Overdrive/Libby.
They have already begun making it worse/less usable and they have a chokepoint monopoly on the delivery method of ebooks borrowed from public libraries in the US.
A fun thing about capitalism is that rich people can buy something a lot of people love and depend on, and then destroy it for fun and profit, and there’s not really anything we can do about it.
And now they’re in closing negotiations to buy Simon and Schuster. I’m sure this will have no negative consequences for books at all.
The powerful probably would enjoy that. Not only will they go the route of Fahrenheit 451, they’ve got several nations of constituents that would be okay with it so long as it’s books they hate.













